Tonight it’s cold outside and raining ice. A far cry from the beautiful weather we had earlier this week. In fact it was so nice on Thursday I decided to take my bike out and go play in traffic. I rode down town and stopped by to see POTUS. Security there stopped me before I could get within a quarter mile of their big old house. “Where’s POTUS”, I asked. “He’s on punishment”, the officer said, “FLOTUS caught him smoking in the boys room again”. “I thought he quit I replied”. “Yeah we did to. Apparently those two boys, Phillip and Morris told him it would make him look cool”.
So I rode up the hill to see if anyone there wanted to play, but everyone was already busy playing games. Some were playing “Pin the Blame on the Donkey”. Others were playing “Pass the Buck”. POTUS was there in the corner pouting because he was on punishment. He was bored so he started playing “Balance the Budget” all by himself. His new friends on the other side of the isle turned out not to be so friendly. Some of them were having a tea party but would not let others play. The rest were playing Simon says “No!”. One of them named John was on his way to the emergency room. Apparently some girl named Nancy poked him in the eye. Normally he would just go see the nurse, but he did not have any health care. Something about a pre-existing condition.
I decided to leave the hill and head on home. At least it was a nice day for a ride, even if no one could come out and play.
